I Was Just Giving It Kissies, See on Flickr.
I held the Spongebob Squarepants and Patrick watch up to Inde and asked him in a deep and rather butch voice, Don’t Eat! He looked over to me with those big brown innocent puppy eyes and said, Oh No, I just give it kissies, see? I nodded, laid down next to the camera and looked through the view finder only to see the dang dog chompin’ away on Spongebob and Patrick! I Jumped up and went to sternly say NO but before anything came out I noticed he was just lying there giving them kissies.
So, once again in my deep and rather butch voice I told Inde, Don’t Eat! He looked up at me with those big brown dog eyes and said, Oh No, I just give it Kissies, see? I nodded once again, laid down and looked through the view finder once more only to see a blur of teeth and watch! With lightning speed, I popped up, opened my mouth, pointed my finger at the dog and went to … the sneaky bastard was laying there next to the watch giving it Kissies!
Again, I held the watch and in a deeper and I must say extremely butch voice told the dog, Don’t Eat. He looked up at me with those big brown full of you know what eyes of his and bold faced lied to me, Oh No, I just give it Kissies, see. With that, he stretched out, puckered his lips, inhaled and sucked Spongebob and Patrick right up and into the big cavernous cat poop smelling mouth of his! I jumped up and yelled in a high pitched shrilly girl voice, SPIT THEM OUT SPIT THEM OUT SPIT THEM OUT. I swear he snickered before he turned his head and spat them out.
View giving the screen kissies (just don’t let anyone see, you look silly doing it)
Daily Dog Challenge: Kissies
oh sorry, I mean Not On My Watch.